Tarja ParssinenThe Case Against IsolationismFrom Ukraine to the Buffalo Public School DistrictMar 25, 2022Mar 25, 2022
Tarja ParssineninThe HavenHow to Talk to Your Partner About Dying of Hypothermia in 10 Easy Steps!Broach the topic In JanuaryJan 22, 2022Jan 22, 2022
Tarja ParssineninNo Crime in Rhymin’On the Approval of Mobile Sports Betting in New York StateDo you know what’s needed right now? At this very moment in the trough of humanity? When fentanyl depression fear anxiety have us in a…Jan 17, 20223Jan 17, 20223
Tarja ParssineninThe HavenCongrats on the Birth of Your Pandemic Alter-Ego!You did it! Nine whole months of growing something inside you and now you’re the proud parent of your pandemic alter-ego, Cindi! She…Jan 23, 20212Jan 23, 20212
Tarja ParssinenIn the 9th Month of the PandemicA poem of virtual middle schoolDec 28, 2020Dec 28, 2020
Tarja ParssineninThe HavenHow To Forgive the Year 2020, That MotherF*ckerTo better understand the inherent shitiness of being you during the year 2020, the following is a technique that uses a forgiveness…Dec 16, 20201Dec 16, 20201
Tarja ParssinenSo Much For the AfterglowHow I Became Everything To Everyone During CovidAug 20, 20202Aug 20, 20202
Tarja ParssinenSummer Travel — COVID Edition!Have you Been to That One Corner of Your Hall Closet Yet?Jul 2, 2020Jul 2, 2020
Tarja ParssinenFatherhood in the Covid-hoodThis one’s for you, Dad-in-Quarantine.Jun 1, 2020Jun 1, 2020
