Tarja ParssinenThe Case Against IsolationismFrom Ukraine to the Buffalo Public School District7 min read·Mar 25, 2022----
Tarja ParssineninThe HavenHow to Talk to Your Partner About Dying of Hypothermia in 10 Easy Steps!Broach the topic In January2 min read·Jan 22, 2022----
Tarja ParssineninNo Crime in Rhymin’On the Approval of Mobile Sports Betting in New York StateDo you know what’s needed right now? At this very moment in the trough of humanity? When fentanyl depression fear anxiety have us in a…2 min read·Jan 17, 2022--3--3
Tarja ParssineninThe HavenCongrats on the Birth of Your Pandemic Alter-Ego!You did it! Nine whole months of growing something inside you and now you’re the proud parent of your pandemic alter-ego, Cindi! She…3 min read·Jan 23, 2021--2--2
Tarja ParssinenIn the 9th Month of the PandemicA poem of virtual middle school1 min read·Dec 28, 2020----
Tarja ParssineninThe HavenHow To Forgive the Year 2020, That MotherF*ckerTo better understand the inherent shitiness of being you during the year 2020, the following is a technique that uses a forgiveness…3 min read·Dec 16, 2020--1--1
Tarja ParssinenSo Much For the AfterglowHow I Became Everything To Everyone During Covid4 min read·Aug 20, 2020--2--2
Tarja ParssinenSummer Travel — COVID Edition!Have you Been to That One Corner of Your Hall Closet Yet?3 min read·Jul 2, 2020----
Tarja ParssinenFatherhood in the Covid-hoodThis one’s for you, Dad-in-Quarantine.3 min read·Jun 1, 2020----