A Glacially Paced Awakening

Coming of age is essentially the dawn of civilization. You want to make a fire, preferably with a homo erectus, but it just takes so much work. I mean, it’s a major turning point in human evolution and sometimes it’s just easier to hang out in the dark on a Friday night.

Dude, how do I get out of this cave?

High school was a bestselling story of survival and sexual frustration. Through instinct and…