Fatherhood in the Covid-hood

This one’s for you, Dad in Quarantine.

We see you, spending your mornings in the guest bedroom, your duff upon a decorative pouf, laptop on lap, doing whatever Sisyphean shit one does when dealing with a crashing economy.

Snap out of it, dude. Your real office without children is gone.

We see you spending your afternoons teaching physical education to two feral boys, while we take a mental health moment. We appreciate that you appreciate that our…